Who reads Malaysian press? ;)

Hi guys!!

Don Casini’s back after quite a long unannounced hiatus!. Now what do I have in my menu? Ahah! Let’s ruff the feather of our national mass media shall we?

This is a slight change from one of Britain’s popular sitcom, ‘Yes Minister’. Enjoy! 🙂

Dear God! Who reads these?

One day, Muhyidin Yasin was advising Najib on how to deal with the press. Najib, who just got off his flight from Europe, went beserk after Muhyiddin’s constant nagging.

Najib : Don’t tell me about the press!! I know exactly who reads the papers:

• the NST is read by people who think they run the country;
• Malaysiakini is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
• Utusan Malaysia is read by people who actually do run the country;
• the Berita Harian is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
• the The Edge is read by people who own the country;
• The Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
• and Suara Keadilan is read by people who think it is.

Muhyidin : What about the people who read Kosmo! ?

Najib : Kosmo! readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits and caught in a cheap hotel!

P/s: Again, this is a joke, not an actual conversation! 🙂

~ by cassini89 on May 2, 2010.